We Don't Want To Call Alex Kuczynski A Bizarre, Frightening Android From The Future, But...

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abalk2

10/17/06 01:10PM

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In advance of Halloween, we want to show you something truly scary: It's NYT bazaar arbiter Alex Kuczynski's appearance on Today this morning. Watch Special K as she talks about her book: The lower half of her face moves, but the upper half is completely immobile. If you have small children, we'd suggest you keep them away from this clip: There are some things you can never unsee. (Also, bonus integrity points to Matt Lauer for his refusal to "out" Jennifer Grey as a cosmetic surgery victim.)

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NotThatClever abalk2 10/17/06 03:52PM

Botox free for a year!?!? Surely she means that she's been getting FREE Botox for a year. Like, every day for the last year. Trust me, I know Botox and that bitch is chock full of it. Has she always talked like that or is the stiff upper lift causing a speech impediment!?!

raincoaster abalk2 10/18/06 02:34AM

Oh, and she appears to have highlights, so what's that about not dying her hair? "Oh, this isn't dye; it's bleach!" Ah, that's okay then.

Maybe instead of Botox she's just had all the nerves to her forehead severed? They take about two years to grow back, btw.

harrietthespy abalk2 10/17/06 01:34PM

i'd guess that her swinging leg and very composed way of speaking is due to nervousness. she is usually a lot bawdier and more animated, at least from what i remember of her many years ago. i think the ragging on her is a little unfair, even if she does inspire envy because of her beauty/success/money.

VoxPopuli abalk2 10/18/06 01:13AM

I can't believe she actually admitted to ducking out of a friend's funeral to get collagen in her lips.

Maybe it's not botox. Maybe God decided it was time for her to have a stroke.

Oh, and does Matt's stumbling over words at the end of the segment mean he's slipping some Jack into his coffee? Nice.