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"Wired is just Cosmo now," a friend told me last night. "Nothing of substance." Nerdcore rapper MC Router agrees. When Wired published a story by Roger Thomasson on a new Nerdcore compilation, it used outdated slang and misrepresented her, says MC Router. So she wrote a song, UnWired, with lyrics like:

Nerdcore article got published in Wired.
That asshole Roger Thomasson should get fucking fired.
What the hell's going on with this shitty magazine?
You want this motherfucking knife in your fucking spleen?

Well I'm glad no one's overreacting.

UnWired by 1337 Geek Beat [MySpace, autoplay]
Photo of MC Router [MySpace]