'Hottest Mom In America' Finally Recognizes Your Egregiously Undersexualized Mother
The Franklin Avenue blog awards their Press Release of the Day to an e-mail blast from the producers of Hottest Mom in America, a reality competition that does away the boring talent and interview segments of the Mrs. America Pageant, and gets right to the down and dirty business of throwing a meat-parade of stroller-pushing foxes, fueling the fantasies of millions of MILF-loving American males who long to have their faces gently wiped off with a spit-covered handkerchief:
An Emmy Award-Winning Producer from Survivor, Felicity Huffman's former manager, and a host of Casting Directors, are coming to Los Angeles' El Rey Theater on Saturday, October 21st to hand-select contestants for the upcoming TV program, Hottest Mom in America.
"We're looking for Moms that turn heads wherever they go—the supermarket, the football stands, or Kindergarten," says Jamie Gold, President of Production at Buzznation, the company behind the casting call. "Our Casting Directors are looking for the Hottest Moms in Los Angeles, with style, confidence, and sexuality beyond the carpool. It's American Idol for Moms."
Yes, if you have successfully borne children, managed to retain your alluringly girlish figure, and yet still find yourself utterly unfulfilled in your day-to-day life, then this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have Felicity Huffman's ex-manager assess the sexual desirability your husband appears to have lost interest in years ago. And while no judges have yet been named, we can only hope Lorenzo Lamas will again be retained to provide the kind of frank appraisals he made as Are You Hot?'s resident celebrity flesh-inspector, of course this time adjusting his laser-pointer-assisted observations to make allowances for post-natal stretchmarks and the telltale "hungry-baby nipplesag" that afflicts so many nursing moms.
