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· Disney has taken "appropriate action" against the EuroDisney employees who secretly made a "Mouse Orgy" video in which they portrayed a gay-seeming Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Chip, Dale, and a "giant snowman" (do they own Frosty now?) engaging in various simulated sex acts, claiming that the footage constitutes a copyright-violating, unauthorized preview of scenes they've already storyboarded for a direct-to-DVD Fantasia sequel targeted at adult animation fans.
Jennifer Aniston went on Oprah to announce that she and Vince Vaughn are still together, though not engaged. (And don't miss The Break-Up, on DVD October 17th!) Doesn't being in a fake relationship with Aniston sound like much more trouble than it's worth?
Hold on a second—the two Nip/Tuck doctors aren't gay all the time? We thought that was kind of the whole premise of the show.
Is the Butterscotch Stallion advocating felons' rights on the NY Times website? He must've been so baked when he wrote that.
Borat's legend grows in Amsterdam: "Borat boasted of picking up a date at a popular Amsterdam bar known as a gay meeting place. 'This woman reminded me of Kazakhi woman, she was more tall than me, with hair on arms, and some hair on face, and deep voice,' he told the Dutch press."
· The "Lede of the Year" competition is now all but locked up: "A woman has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body."