Breaking: Tara Reid Drinks Too Much, Makes Fool Of Herself

Tara Reid's current attempt at repairing her image by finally opening up to Us Weekly about her misplaced trust in unskilled body-sculptors and her struggles to be seen as something else besides Hollywood's unofficial Cuervo Girl (wandering the Sunset Strip in a sombrero and carrying two bottles of tequila in low-slung holsters definitely isn't helping on that count) may be undermined by today's Radar report of Reid's antics at a recent Santa Barbara wedding:
A fellow attendee claims Reid—who, in the current issue of Us Weekly, repeats her claim that the press exaggerates her drinking—began her drunken antics at the rehearsal dinner. "She was the definition of a trainwreck, loudly heckling the family and friends of the bride and groom during their speeches," says the source. Worse yet, Reid wasn't even invited: "One of the groom's buddies brought the Reid-tard as his date without telling anyone," says the spy. "If I were the groom, I'd beat the crap out of the guy."
The following night, Reid appeared to be "blackout drunk before the reception even started." But everything had a happy ending. Sort of: "the wedding itself was actually dreamy because Tara spent the night outside in the lobby, crying her drunk face off." Maybe she misses her old boobs?
No, this doesn't sound good, but we think that Reid's publicist still might be able to spin the incident to fit their image rehabilitation campaign's carefully crafted, "Tara's not the party girl she used to be" message: By noting that just a year ago, this ugly scene probably would have played out on the sidewalk outside of Mood rather than at a private event, the flack can easily demonstrate that Reid is making tangible progress in her battle against alcohol-fueled public meltdowns.
