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Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes production company signs a three- year deal with Rogue Pictures, enabling the shingle's sacred mission of producing completely unnecessary, ill-advised remakes of beloved horror films on the cheap. [Variety]
Google is reportedly in talks to buy YouTube for $1.6 billion, eager to take on the challenge of defending a newly acquired online property from billions of dollars in copyright infringement lawsuits. [THR]
NBC gives Heroes, its hybrid superhero drama/instructional garbage disposal safety series, a full season pick-up. Meanwhile, the network might stash less-successful newcomer Kidnapped on Saturday nights, where no one will notice when it's quietly cancelled. [THR]
With the costs of television series always increasing, the networks look to bleed international TV buyers of every last Euro to help keep themselves rolling in cash. [Variety]
Universal buys the rights to the NY Times article "In College Football, Big Paydays for Humiliation" for Jack Black to produce, the story of football teams who accept huge sums of money to have their asses kicked by more successful programs. The eventual movie, it should go without saying, "would be a lighthearted take." [THR]