Lachlan Has Not Forsaken Us!
The weather today is expected to be gorgeous, with the fall sun brightly shining, warming our flesh and our hearts one last time before the leaves turn. Children skip through the streets, pleasant music drifts from the windows of friendly neighbors, and your morning coffee is served with an earnest hug. There's magic in the air, and after an unpleasant week full of school shootings and perverse congressmen, we begin today with hope:
Rupert Murdoch has raised the possibility of his eldest son, Lachlan, returning to a senior position in News Corporation.
"Lachlan might come back," he said.
And as a thousand doves are released against the deep blue sky and the chorus begins to sing, ladies/gays everywhere touch themselves.
Lachlan May Return to the Fold, Says Murdoch Sr [Media Guardian]