Hasselbeck Get Your Gun
When View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck last attempted to argue a conservative point (against the availability of the morning-after pill), she came off not so much coherent or reasoned as she did a whining, whimpering chihuahua. After Barbara Walters politely told her to chill the fuck out, Hasselbeck retreated and remained comparatively silent for the following weeks, eventually cowering in the considerable presence of scary new lesbian co-host Rosie O'Donnell. But yesterday, after 2 months of good behavior, Hasselbeck decided to open her mouth again and challenge O'Donnell on the matter of gun control. She's considerably more behaved this time around, but the 'Beck still doesn't understand why everyone always thinks she's yelling. Maybe because she sounds like shrill, gun-waving, rapist-shooting harpy?