Great Moments in Journalism wants your nominations. It wants them so bad.

Today's nominee relates to the arrest of Los Payasonicos, a popular, Grammy-nominated group of musical entertainers who allegedly had more than 500 pounds of cocaine on their tour bus. Los Payasonicos are actually singing harlequins, which resulted in the following, somewhat unfortunate, lede.

Clowns entertain at parties. They are usually not a party to a large drug investigation.

Ay, que malo.

Cocaine found on band's tour bus [The Monitor]