Shelly Silver: "I Got Some Bad Ideas In My Head"
Via The Politicker, the most surreal thing you're likely to see today. It's Assembly Speaker Shelly Silver delivering Robert De Niro's opening monologue from Taxi Driver. Maybe next time these guys could get Pataki to do the "I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" bit from Goodfellas.
Sheldon Silver as Robert De Niro [NYO]