Remainders: Maggie and Peter Steal Your Dream House

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Jessica

09/27/06 06:20PM

Filed to: Real Estate

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• Maggie Gyllenhaaaaaal and Peter Sarsgaaaaard buy a $1.75 million townhouse in Park Slope, crushing the dreams of one silly civilian who'd been dying for a shot at the property. Alas, famous people always win. [NYO]
• Blogging for Rolling Stone requires biting one's tongue, even if it's on the matter of Fergie's prune face. [Idolator]
• A new Page Six writer learns that freebies really don't fly, especially when you gloat about your trappings in a mass email sent to half the city. [Radar]
• Our socialist brother taunts Edelman PR. [Consumerist]
• If you're excited about the Spy book, you'll likely enjoy Radar's homage to how it came to be. One thought: poor Kurt Andersen. [Radar]

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LoVegas Jessica 09/27/06 08:32PM

1.75 for a townhouse in Park Slope? It's either a lie or a gut job. Regardless, I have to get the hell out of this borough. At least she'll be able to breast feed at the Tea Lounge and push around a pricey stroller. OH, and by the way, Mr. ledger and Ms. williams have moved to LA.

geekchic Jessica 09/28/06 12:24PM

I loved that some bitch who couldn't even afford to LOOK at the house (she tried to make excuses, but the truth is, the agent smelled someone who could never make a serious offer and refused her) proceded to write two-pages about the travesty of it being sold to a couple that you know, had the cash. I'm so over the whole "celebrities/uber-rich are invading Brooklyn" rant. Please, they'll soon learn to grow just as sick of it as the rest of us have.

raincoaster Jessica 09/28/06 08:01AM

All we know for sure about the Spy parody is that is was not written by Kurt Anderson.

nojo Jessica 09/27/06 07:03PM

That thuddingly flat Spy parody was clearly written by short-fingered vulgarians.