Ryan Adams, Ghetto Superstar
As your blood sugar plummets and you enter that mid-afternoon slump wherein your eyes glaze over and your mind starts wandering to truly inane places, surely you think to yourself, I wonder what Ryan Adams is up to? Well perk up, because we've got the answer! When not making dinner and cleaning house for his lady Jessica Joffe, the troubadour of the East Village is recording streaming hip-hop awesomeness for his website. If you're unable to listen at this moment, here's a sample of his flow (transcribed in random bits and pieces):
Awwwww shiiiit! / Look who got a website / That's right! / Dot com, what the fuck / New York City whassup! / Staten Island! / Ancient Sumerians!
One and a half stars! / Yeah! / Aw shit / One and a half stars / Three records sold / My record went balsa wood in India or someplace that I'm not from, y'know what I'm saying?
Never let it be said that Gawker hates everything, because this pretty much made our day (particularly the robotic hook). Please make sure your volume's all the way up, so that your entire office might share in the joy.
