Today on 'Today': Oh, Just Fuck Already
When food-porn temptress Nigella Lawson asks Matt Lauer if he'd like to "dribble [her] a little," it's pretty clear that he'd enjoy nothing more.
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I'll thank you not to besmirch in any way, shape, or form, my idol: Nigella Lawson.
Her show is the best thing on Food Network, ever. Her books? Worth that of every blogger piece of crap book, a million billion times over.
And she owned the Today show, making Lauer look like a stumbling, bumbling fool and making Meredith fade into the backdrop.
That saucy wench!
And Matt wants to "taste that real quick". I bet he does, I bet he does.
As for fucking - not gonna happen. When she shot out that "gym bunny" comment, you could see his crotch sag almost instantly. She might as well have followed that up with a swift knee to the royal family.
And Matt wants to "try and taste that real quick". I bet he does, I bet he does.
As for fucking - not gonna happen. When she shot out that "gym bunny" comment, you could see his crotch sag almost instantly.
Just fuck already!
Trivia: her family does, in fact, have huge tracts of land. But her brother has no tits at all.
