You've probably seen the So Shocking ads for various Volkswagen vehicles where a driver and passenger(s) are happily motoring along, chatting about nothing in particular, when suddenly they get involved in a bit of smashy-smashy with another car. Then you see the VW's occupants standing outside and staring at their damaged car, and though they're stunned and traumatized, they're physically fine due to fine German safety engineering. Adrants points out one of the stranger versions of this spot; three hapless suburbanites complain about excessive erection time before their collision. But the above episode makes a meta slamdunk by having a couple of ladies unfavorably discussing the other Volkswagen ads before getting hit themselves. The lesson: One shouldn't mock commercials, lest one become part of a commercial. Therefore, best not to discuss the commercial above, ever, especially not while driving. Just forget you ever saw it.