Valleywag friend Theo DP has a habit of sending little "gotchas" to a hidden list of bloggers. Here's his latest, riffing on Hewlett-Packard's spying scandal:

Q. What does HP Ethics Chief Kevin Hunsaker have in common with the one-time king of San Diego's topless entertainment business and a City Councilman convicted over a strip club payoff?
A. The same professional poker-playing criminal defense attorney!

Ha! Ha! Ahhhhh, it's funny 'cause it's true.