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· All our dreams about a Penn presidency have been dashed. Or an Oprah one, for that matter.
The Office producer Ben Silverman reminds us that in Hollywood, the only product you're ever really selling is yourself: "'We have the best pilot-to-series ratio in television history,' he said, adding, 'It's spin, I know, but I'm all about pushing Ben right now.'" [Reader beware: There's an Office spoiler near the part about how he enticed Cingular to partner with the show.]
While ABC allows the up-and-coming nipples on Grey's Anatomy their time in the spotlight, they're cruelly stifling the past-their-prime perkies of Desperate Housewives.
The Seductive Baboon line of underthings seems to be satisfying every overphotographed starlet's upskirt photo needs.
· Find out how Scarlett Johansson feels about having large breasts, right here!
· This really wasn't a good day for the parents of famous people.