A Few Lines On The Occasion Of Frequent Gawker Commenter Leon Freilich's Appearance in 'The New York Times'
Every commenter on Gawker
Has their individual shtick
Tho' there's one particular talker
On whose name we'll always click
He's a man of strong opinions
He leaves poems on many threads
Though the comments that he leaves us
Often make us scratch our heads
Whether Lindsay L's pudenda
Or the latest Ronn [sic] boast
Leon's poetic agenda
Rarely matches with the post
He's our in-house versifier
He's forever leaving rhymes;
It was quite a shock to see him
Getting published in the Times
While some find his scribblings irksome -
And they never seem to scan -
We'll today ignore his quirks some
And congratulate the man
