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Unlike Rupert Murdoch's contentious relationship with the last-month's-technology company he owns a controlling interest in, we would never refer to any of our sponsors as "turd birds." If they had to be compared to something that falls from between the legs of a squatting chicken, we would most probably liken them to golden eggs—shiny and precious and valuable beyond words. If you'd like to join them, everything you need to know is right here.

· Black Dahlia
· Studio 60
· Altoids
· Randomhouse
· Employee of the Month
· 8th and Ocean
· The U.S. v. John Lennon
· Unknown White Male
· American Apparel
· La Rocca
· Rogue's Gallery
· The Lemonheads