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We're passing out cigars to celebrate the birth of Gawker Media's bouncing baby music blog, Idolator. In addition to covering all the hawttest music buzz, news, gossip, and tunes, Idolator will spend time performing commando assassination missions versus industry scumbags, media fossils, and music bloggers with their hands in the till. Expect extensive verbiage devoted to the digital music-o-sphere particularly, as opposed to, say, ejaculating over the drop-date of Diddy's newest. We're glad they're giving Rolling Stone's poor Jann Wenner the business, since somebody's got to, eventually. Check out Idolator's complete manifesto for further details of upcoming joy.

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