Barbara Walters' Dog Apparently As Articulate As Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Here's a fascinating bit of today's View wherein Barbara Walters recounts the miraculous powers of her dog Cha-Cha, who, presumably because she's been treated better than Barbara's own daughter, has no problem expressing affection for her owner. Cha-Cha, in fact, told Barbara that she loves her. Later in the show Barbara called for other stories about talking dogs; if there's no column from Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams over the next few weeks it'll be because Cindy's busy beating her bitches until they say "Only in New York, kids. Only in New York."