2 Human Heads and "So Many Cell Phones" Seized from Nigerian Restaurant
According to Nigerian tabloid the Osun Defender, a restaurant in Anambra, Nigeria was raided by police on Thursday when they were tipped off about their cannibal menu. Among the items that were found in the raid were two cellophaned human heads, two AK-47 rifles, two army caps, forty rounds of live ammunition, and "so many cell phones."
A local pastor gave a statement regarding his potential ingestion of human flesh, saying "I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such [an] expensive price." Police have arrested 11 people connected with the restaurant and it has since been shut down. One can only speculate why the large number of cell phones weren't used to call other restaurants regarding which meat could possibly be better to eat than head meat (the unanimous answer would be butt meat).