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Hewlett-Packard, world leaders in intramural espionage, will hold an emergency board meeting to deal with the scandal that flared up this week over a two-year-old squabble. Industry commentator John "Nostradamus" Dvorak predicts chairwoman Patricia Dunn will be out on her ass any day now.

What happens if Dunn gets the boot? First off, the turnaround everyone was enjoying at HP could come crashing down, unless the board keeps this between themselves and lets CEO Mark Hurd power through without them. Second, Dunn has a few lonely, unemployed weekdays ahead, because who wants to touch that hot potato? Third, the "Dunn done" joke will get old by Tuesday.

Emergency Saturday Board Meeting at HP. Dvorak Prediction: Dunn is Done. [Dvorak Uncensored]