Busty Model-Actress Finally Achieving All Of Her Chainsaw-Victim Dreams
After last summer's flirty lunch with the NY Daily News' The Lowdown column, in which interchangeable Wedding Crashers naked person Diora Baird revealed her near-instantaneous mastery of the industry's casting customs, we expected her to quickly achieve the effortless superstardom that is her due. More than a year later, however, Baird's publicist seems to sense that her client's subsequent work in projects like Bachelor Party Vegas and Hot Tamale may have been criminally overlooked, and has decided to enlist Page Six in her efforts to restore momentum to a still-promising career:
REMEMBER the name Diora Baird. She's hitting it big - and "they are real," according to her publicist. Baird, who got her break as a topless conquest of Owen Wilson in "Wedding Crashers," is one of the foursome slated for slaughter, with Jordana Brewster, in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning," which opens Oct. 4. She'll also grace the November cover of Stuff. The Florida native, 23, who has modeled for Guess?, started out washing dishes and playing the clown at children's parties.
In a town that so ruthlessly gobbles up wide-eyed women with vague notions of "making it," it's heartening to see someone overcome the crippling burden of being a prodigiously natural-breasted model/actress and achieve all of her goals. We're willing to bet that when she was half-heartedly blowing up balloon-snakes at kiddie parties in the Hills, she'd never dared to dream that one day she'd find herself on the set of a Michael Bay production, listening to Bay himself offer her an upgrade from "Busty Chainsaw-Goring Victim #3" to an actual speaking role in exchange for participating in a quick, between-takes audition in his Lamborghini.
