Because your eyes are glazed over anyhow, a random moment from this morning's View, in which the newly assembled henhouse clucks over Paris Hilton's completely expected DUI. While Barbara Walters is typically the voice of reason, she actually begins to mock Paris Hilton's intelligence (how dare she). But wait! That's not calm and objective and unfunny! Babs must fix this! So just seconds later, realizing that she's revealed a dangerous slip of personality, Walters backtracks, waving her arms and noting that she's interviewed Paris and she's a "good kid." Bah. C'mon, you're Barbara Walters. You can insult whoever you want. We know you've got big balls under there anyhow.

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