Anyone know what the hell's going on over at Good Morning, America? You'd figure now would be their time to shine, what with Katie moving her adorable gravitas over to CBS. Instead the show seems to be in complete disarray: Diane and Charlie feuded over who would go to the evening broadcast, there are rumors of budget money gone completely unaccounted for, and they hired Chris Cuomo. Well, at least what's happening on-screen is okay, right?

Wow. You could actually hear the flop sweat. These are our choices, the inanity of Today or the ineptitude of GMA? If only CBS had a morning show.