However media coverage of the Hewlett-Packard board scandal goes, we all know who really wins a media-saturated fight — it's whoever gets the best photos in the press. And after seeing this photo in every damn article about this story, we declare ex-director Tom Perkins the champion.

I can practically hear the Ian-McKellen-esque businessman saying, "Rock this boardroom, baby."

Leak, Inquiry and Resignation Rock a Boardroom [NY Times, no reg]
Earlier: The HP Way: Chairwoman snooped board member's personal calls [Valleywag]