• Murder! (Abe Lincoln is assassinated). Sex! (Yet, Mary Lincoln preserves their "eternal love.") Betrayal! (Mary's only son threatens to put her in an asylum.) Violence! (Mary fights politicians). Set it all to song and dance, and Asylum: The Strange Case of Mary Lincoln makes its Off-Broadway premiere. [Paper]
• Celebrities, socialites and a few lucky mistresses will congregate under Capitale's 65-foot ceiling for the invitation-only party celebrating the 25th anniversary of Guess Jeans. Underage and underpaid magazine interns stalk the streets of the Lower East Side in hopes of catching a glimpse of Lindsay Lohan. Go ahead, you know your cameraphone wants you to. [WUNYC]
• Dance to the Presets as they engage in "electro stabs and candy-coated squelches." They're Australian, so do it for the Crocodile Hunter. [flavorpill]