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Hey, Tom, wanna guest blog at Gawker on September 13? We figure now that you've got the whole "tags" thing down you're probably ready for action. Plus, you're gonna have a lot of time on your hands anyway.

RELATED: Line of the day that we can't fit anywhere else because it's New York politics and we know how bitchy you people get when we stray from Paris Hilton and media softball: "Spitzer's hairline isn't the best way to date a photograph."

The Udder Truth [Tom Suozzi]

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