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"I see something over there with my eyes, but I point at it with my hand!"

We remember a couple of years ago when P. Didduff Daddy (Seriously, what is his name now? P. Dawg? Poppa Puffalot? What?) decided he was going to run the New York Marathon and MTV did a whole special documentary about him trying on shoes. It seemed, at the time, that maybe he had exceeded his reach. Perhaps the world had gotten enough of Professor Dadsalot. NO WAY JOSE! As the launch issue of Nylon Guys, the new men's edition of Nylon (the "Girls" is silent), goes to show, he is still an important enough person to appear on the cover of a magazine no one has ever read and host a launch party on a Tuesday night! HOLLA! After the jump, Nikola Tamindzic, as usual, does for celebrities what Diane Arbus did for retards.

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Nylon E.I.C. Marvin Scott Jarrett (left). Cobrasnake muse Cory Kennedy (right). Gross (all around).

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"Kumar, let's go to this party. So what, plenty of people are going to be too high? Whatever, fuck you then."

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Grace Park of Battlestar Galactica. Don't shrug. Why are you shrugging?

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Motownphilly back again. Doom doom doom da dop.

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Photographer Jeremy Kost intrigued by having his own picture taken. Gawker intrigued by Jeremy Kost's 80s stand-up comedian blazer.

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Jae Mills's face, hand signs, and career path scream "thug life 4 eva." Jae Mills's medallion screams "Animaniacs."

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M.I.A. is hot, and a good musician and everything, but...she...Okay, we thought we had a "but" but we lost it.

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Rush & Malloy intern Debbie interviews Reggie Miller. The interview is cut short when Reggie Miller is struck by low-flying aircraft. Because he is tall. That is the joke. So tall.

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That guy in the background was unimpressed when Young Joc performed at his cousin's bar mitzvah. He remains unimpressed now. You will never, ever impress him.

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"I haven't been out of the house in a week. Seriously, NO human contact. Oh man, I'm just glad to be out of the house. Do you watch TV? I watch a lot of TV. It just feels good—Hey, Vanessa Carlton, I'm going to hug the shit out of you. Let's be best friends forever!

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Isit just us, or does Ja Rule look like he got the shit beat out of him by a pillow?

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One hit wonders look so beautiful right before they disappear.

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Sean Combs: Man. Artist. Icon. Clown.