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The Us Weekly blog has something important to say about the Redstone-Cruise affair. We're not exactly sure what that is, but it involves several spellbinding animated morphs, tracing Tom Cruise's progression from young man, to bankable adult movie star, to a variety of creatures that could well be found wandering on and around Paris Hilton's kitchen island at any given moment. But instead of reading too deeply into their disturbing theories of Tom's "evolution," we're simply going to click the play button over and over, because it's Friday, and morphing is fun!