If you're a normal human being, you probably come on here needing an Hipstetta Stone to decipher all the ironi-cool hipster jargonacular (maybe vernargon is better?). Blue States Lose is helpful, but fortunately for you (and us), someone directed us to this video that provides way more than we need to know on Leigh Lazark, and, um, those two other guys responsible for MisShapes.

So, um, yeah, needless to say, STAY WAY. Well, unless Madonna is DJing. Then maybe, but make sure you go to the drugstore the next morning.

[JoshuaKatcher.com]