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· A reader chided us for not paying proper attention to today's LAT business section cover story (sorry, we got tangled up in rubber snakes) on Paradigm's Sam Gores, especially to the gigantic photo of the agency head in his huge office. Observes our just-appointed Defamer Special Correspondent on The Misallocation of Talent Agency Square Footage, "In a company with assistants LITERALLY in closets, he's in an office that takes up half a floor." We're just wondering which of Gores' billionaire brothers bought him all of that beautiful furniture.
What Happens in Metropolis Stays in Metropolis is like grabbing the Man of Steel's cape and hanging on for dear life as he flies through Vegas, drugging the occasional sexual partner and unintentionally killing the odd hooker.
We can easily see Paramount handing out this pamphlet extolling the budget-conscious virtues of Dumpster diving to its freshly shitcanned employees.
The AP writer covering the Teen Choice Awards was obviously high when he wrote that Kevin Federline's performance "wasn't genius, but it wasn't half bad either." Or if we're going to give him the benefit of the doubt, momentarily mesmerized by Britney Spears' cleavage.