It's been another fine week for bad prose and strained metaphors . Please continue to send us your nominees. Later in the day we'll set up a poll where you can vote for this week's winner, but right now we're going to bring you the final candidate.

Know what today is, kids? It's the opening day for Chuck Klosterman's favorite film! In honor of that momentous occasion, we've got a special piece. It's ostensibly about buses, but you can't argue with the way it draws you in:

While looking out a bus window last week, I saw a poster for a new movie with a wonderful title: "Snakes on a Plane." Whether the show turns out to be terrible or terrific, you know two things for sure as you walk into the theater: There are going to be snakes, and there's going to be a plane.

News to us.

Comfort, Convenience . . . and a Bus, Too [WP]

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