Tired of pedophiles? Reader Margaret finds User 1030784, who's got the hots for "sexy old feet" and "old granny footjobs." Heel, boy! [AOL Stalker]
The Electronic Frontier Foundation teaches you how to search privately. Just as in high school, the only safe options are the ugly ones. We recommend the abstinence-only program. [EFF]
The Guardian looks at AOL's privacy violation and asks if it means we should stop using...Google. Sorry, what? [Guardian Unlimited]
Tech journo Analee Newitz catches User 4206444 cheating on school papers. [Metroactive]