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Friday
 · At the UCB Theatre tonight, The Dave Hill Explosion modestly claims to be "the most incredible thing that has ever happened in North America," while the B Squad promise to make fun of your highly stigmatized STD.
· Music round-up: Harvey Danger at Largo; Ben Harper at the Greek Theatre; Justin Timberlake causes spontaneous teenage panty combustion at the House of Blues.
Saturday
 · We know that you are sick to death of film festivals by now, so why not head downtown to celebrate your favorite blocky, white, semiflavorless food at the Tofu Festival?
· ...but just in case you need the communal film experience this weekend, there's the third annual Topanga Film Festival, featuring shorts projected onto a giant, outdoor screen on a ball field overlooking Topanga Canyon.
· Make Magazine is throwing a launch party for its latest issue, but get ready for your blogasm: Make editor and BoingBoinger Mark Frauenfelder will be there. [via Cheapskatin' LA]
Sunday
 · We're not really into the reggae, but we know that nearly all of our readers would probably like nothing better than to torch up a spliff and drift away at the Hollywood Bowl's Reggae Festival. Of course, there will also be plenty of spliff-torching at the Death Cab for Cutie show at the Greek.
· You hardly need to be sold on an Elvis double feature, so we'll just point you in the direction of the one at the Egyptian showing Follow That Dream and Kid Galahad.
· And lastly but certainly not least, there's charity no limit hold 'em poker tournament at the North Hollywood Masonic Lodge, where your ill-advised all-in with middle pair benefits AIDS Project LA.