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· Inspired by today's Gwyneth Paltrow ad, a reader whipped up this delightful reinterpretation for Mel Gibson. We think he's well on his way to total forgiveness.
If you don't want your t-shirt to mess around with all these "sugar tits" niceties and just cut to the chase, this fine "schmuck"-based garment seems like a good option.
Big day for Lindsay Lohan! Page Six says the Chateau is threatening her with homelessness, while TMZ claims she's finally attracted her first stalker. We've said it before, but we're always shocked that they grow up so fast.
Survivor's Fat, Naked, Tax-Evading Guy says he will not rest until he catches the one-armed prosecutor who threw him in jail.
· For the low, low price of $8,000 per hour, you too can fly in the private jet where Jim Carrey porks Jenny McCarthy.