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This is so weird, but Monday morning we had this crazy dream: due to all sorts of tensions, Chris Wilson was leaving Page Six in the very near future. And then, today, OUR DREAM CAME TRUE. So freaky, right? It's like the one time we dreamed that we could fly and then, two days later, we dropped acid and really could fly.

Anyhow: the News reports that Wilson is taking next week off and then leaving at the end of the month. His new gig will be working for buddy Jimmy Jellinek at Maxim (though we don't know what position, exactly). Mazel tov to Chris — he'll surely thrive in an environment where testosterone and junkets run free.

He Quits Page Six Mess — Post-Haste [NYDN]
Earlier: Random, Subconscious Musings on the Future of Chris Wilson