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· Mew at Troubadour; The Little Ones at Spaceland; Kris Special begin their Monday night residency at Mr. T's Bowl.
· Largo's assembled what has been described to us as a "legitimately powerhouse" line-up of Nick Swardson, Jim Gaffigan, Dana Gould, and Doug Benson. Yeah, that's not bad.
· Fans of long-legged, blonde Russian model/athletes will be delighted to learn about Maria Sharapova's participation at the JPMorgan Chase Open at the Home Depot Center, while fans of women with whom Brett Ratner has had sexual relations will be just as happy about Serena Williams' presence at the event.