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· Rest assured that when Mel Gibson finally gets out of rehab, he will spare no expense to discover and eventually fuck the person responsible for defacing his city's signage. (Anyone who's been to Melibu this week can assure you that this isn't Photoshop.)
Note to the Who Killed The Electric Car? people: You might want to reconsider using Mel in your ads.
· The Mel thing really does sound so much better when you sing it.
Hey, unicorns! Rad!
There's just not enough time left today (read: we've already started drinking) to get to the jaw-dropping Joe Francis article in the LAT's West mag that will run this weekend, but we recommend that you all read it and come to class prepared on Monday. There will be a quiz.