Friday:
 • Embrace the relative cool with Hot Chip and Oppenheimer at the South Street Seaport. The free music should make up for any odor complaints. [flavorpill]
• Learn how to pronounce Quincea era at an indie theater near you. Bonus points if you roll the appropriate consonants. [TONY]

Saturday:
 • Feeling really pathetic and sad about your lack of plans on a Saturday night? Go see Sixteen Candles at midnight! [Paper]
• It's unclear just how many shows Hazel Dickens is performing or how many of them are sold out, but you should try to go to one of them. People seem pretty excited about this shit. [Prefix]

Sunday:
 • The Brazilian Film Festival kicks off in TriBeCa. Expand your knowledge beyond that of Gisele and waxes at any of the screenings through next Sunday.