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Anyone cynical enough to believe that Mel Gibson's second apology was more of a desperation PR move than a sincere expression of regret to offended members of the Jewish faith should be instantly heartened by the actor's early attempt at reparations made in front of the Chinese Theatre on Tuesday, the most sacred location in Hollywood for all genuine acts of contrition. Gibson's obviously too busy with rehab to man the table himself, but he's made sure that Tickle Me Elmo, Distressingly Skinny Spider-Man, and the handsomer Captain Jack Sparrow are standing sentry over his peace offerings, guaranteeing that no greedy tourist can hog all the everything bagels.