There Is No Joy In Malibu
The Newark Bears, whose previous promotion (a "Bird Flu Awareness Night" featuring a chicken wing eating contest) caused much mirth in these quarters, are at it again: This Friday is Britney Spears Baby Safety Night. What does such an evening consist of? Full, hilarious details after the jump. We're almost considering going to Newark. But, you know, no.
"Britney Spears arguably the Madonna of this generation has brought the issue of baby safety to the forefront of the American conscious. The Newark Bears know that the Pop Diva's public mishaps are far from intentional. It is her celebrity that has brought attention to the fact that not all new mothers in New Jersey are "not that innocent" when it comes to caring for their bouncing bundle of joy. The Bears invite you to The Den to receive information on different aspects of baby safety. Dress as a baby, present a baby toy or bring your baby (children 4 and under) to the ball park and receive FREE admission. AAA will be on hand to pass out information on car seat safety and raffle off a FREE car seat. Also enjoy a post-game fireworks spectacular presented by Garden State Fireworks, and the first 2,000 fans (18 and older) receive scratch off cards presented by New Jersey Lottery."
