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A reader titters like a 15-year-old — let's face it, we're tittering with him — about a certain team name at a certain Internet conglomerate.

"Horizontal Consumer Experience." Yes, that's the name of a team within the sprawling empire at AOL. Learned this tonight while having dinner with a couple of AOL staffers in town for a conference. The "Horizontal Consumer Experience" group, a name which is best said in a Barry White voice while wearing a velour bathrobe, is not about making sweet love to consumers... It's the group that's, in part, building AIM Pages and other nifty things.

Surely that's not the only dirty team name in the Valley. Did you ever work for a "Customer Intimacy Task Force" or an "Expanding Tools Research Team"? Tell tips@valleywag.com so we can all share the juvenile joy.