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· The Week in Lohan: Modeling her fleshkini at Jeremy Piven's birthday. The collapse and ensuing DehydrationGate. Retracing her steps. Putting it all into perspective. And, finally: The Letter.
· ICM ingests Broder Webb Chervin Silbermann, and firings follow.
· Dessarae Bradford beats the drum loudly for wronged, celebrity-stalking crazy ladies everywhere. Colin Farrell, meanwhile, has a whole new reason to be looking over his shoulder.
· Lance Bass shocker: Sitcom in development! We should have seen the signs.
· $180 million grossing Crash still trying to recoup its $7.5 million investment.
· The Top Model writers bring in the big guns.
· Ellen Pompeo skips dessert. And the meal.
· We'd like to nominate Entourage's gay eunuch to play Aquaman.
· Two Emmy voting scandals, and you still won't care.
· Shmuger hearts Linde.
· Brad and Angelina's little wax-pooping angel preserved forever.