Tzanko Needs Your Love, Citizenship

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Chris Mohney

07/27/06 02:20PM

Filed to: New York Post

Stand back, ladeez — the line forms at the left. We take back anything bad we've ever said about the New York Post purely for the gift of Bulgarian animator Tzanko Tchangov. Based in New York but not a U.S. citizen, Tchangov is the main subject of the NYP story about noncitizens' struggles to obtain green cards or work visas. The article's worth reading, but first, simply enjoy distilled Tchangov quotes, sans context:

"I have this problem ... that I mostly have had sex, or will have sex, with my friends."
" When it came down to it, I just couldn't bring myself to have sex with a fat chick for U.S. citizenship."
"And then we went back and watched the World Cup and cooked, and then we were gonna go to, uh, not a strip joint - a brothel. A brothel in Queens. I was like, 'No thanks. I can't do, like, a brothel right now.' "

Won't someone please sponsor this man for an American visa? Or at least marry him? At the 2004 launch for Skin Deep magazine — Tchangov exclaimed, "MILFs. It's all about MILFs this year." So he'll totally do an old chick. Those were happier days, indeed.

Green Card Blues [NYP]
Tzanko Tchangov [Official site]

[Photo: PlasmoNYC]

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Simpatia 07/28/06 07:09AM

This doesn't make sense - he has $10,000 to pay for a fake wedding but he cannot find a company that would pay $2,000 for his sponsorship? Did he ever think of applying for a job and offering to pay for the legal fees himself, while the company just puts in the sponsorship? Just asking...

OK, this is a little random but I *may* have seen this guy at FirstFriday in Philly (that's where his family lives, so it may have been him there). As I was walking up Second Street, there was this Bulgarian man (that's what his sign said) and his female friend sitting on the street selling his art. Both looked mildly unwashed. As I approach the pair, I was hit with the WORST BO ever, andf it was most definitely coming from him. It was almost like biological warfare, so I moved on rather quickly. Yeah, it must have been him - and that would explain why he is still looking for an American bride. fat chicks of America, you dodged a really big bullet...

Mary Mouse 07/27/06 01:56PM

Poor guy...but his lawyer should argue that under the Child Status Protection Act of 2002, if he was under 21 and unmarried when his dad won the green card lottery, he should get his green card too. I'm no lawyer, but the CSPA was the key to getting my green card...

Schadenfrau 07/27/06 03:17PM

And if all that wasn't bad enough, just what in the hell is that beast drinking in the photo, a mocktail?

sassenach 07/27/06 02:20PM

When it came down to it, I just couldn't bring myself to have sex with a fat chick for U.S. citizenship."

Bulgarians who live in glass studios...

Have a nice trip back to Eastern Europe, asshole.