Worst 13 geek pickup lines ever
A friend passed in this overheard pickup line: "I'm gonna put my wiki in your portal, baby."
If you think that's a joke, you haven't been in Silicon Valley long enough. But just for fun, here are thirteen other Valley pickup lines to avoid:
- Let me show you my Om face. [invented by Kevin Burton]
- Nice shoes. Wanna TechCrunch?
- There's a launch party in my pants and you're invited.
- I see I'm already giving you a liquidation event.
- Let's mashup.
- Let's go park on Sand Hill Road.
- Can I take you South of Market?
- Looks like your Yahoo could use a Flickr.
- Are your YouTubes tied?
- I'm in UI, can I be in U?
- You're so fine I'd drink your Kool-Aid.
- Just you, me, and my podcast audience.
- I wanna go voip, voip, voip.