Because we know that you've been so crippled with curiosity that you've been unable to roll a single call since learning about Colin Farrell's interpretation of Tom Cruise's infamous "glib" routine on the Today Show, we've hunted down a clip of Farrell's playful mocking of his former castmate for your enjoyment. Note especially Matt Lauer's hearty laughter after the actor's second stab at the joke, which almost masks the fear in the host's his eyes as he wonders if Farrell's repeated intonation of the cursed phrase will somehow conjure Cruise in a puff of acrid smoke stinking of brimstone. Farrell further puts a thumb in Cruise's eye by showing how easy it is for a star to present images of his offspring on television and sidestep paranoid doubts about the child's existence.