Raving Stick Figure Not Fooled By Whole Clinton "Hetero" Thing
Our political-minded sibling over at Wonkette points us to a recent interview with alleged plagiarist Ann Coulter, 45, which, even with all our experience watching the 45-year-old alleged plagiarist, still manages to shock us. According to Ann, Bill Clinton is... wait for it... a gay. And why? Well, because of the women he slept with.
Head over there to see the whole thing, but here are just a couple stunning moments:
Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you're saying?
Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous — I don't know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.
Which, on top of everything else, forces us to contemplate the kind of porn Ann Coulter enjoys. But there's more:
DEUTSCH: But where's the — but where's the homosexual part of that? I'm — once again, I'm speechless here.
Ms. COULTER: It's reminiscent of a bathhouse. It's just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
Ms. COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you're in love with someone who looks like you. I'm not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
If you've seen the recent plagiarism allegations against Coulter, you'll recognize that "not breaking any new territory" was part of the problem, but whatever. Really. We don't even know what to say any more. We're just gonna wait until she explains how Barak Obama's blackness makes him secretly white.
