Courtesy of the Palm Beach County Sheriff's office — the Sears Portrait Studio for the yacht set.

Enjoy this Gawker mugshot exclusive! On Sunday, billionaire financier and local curiosity Jeffrey Epstein turned himself in to the authorities after being indicted by a grand jury. His crime? Not his financing the second round of Radar, but rather asking a masseuse for a "happy ending." Even worse, this was some sort of third solicitation offense for Epstein (though no prior "happy ending" requests are on record), earning him a big gold star and charges of a third-degree felony offense. And now, we have his mugshot. Will someone please just jerk this guy off? The wince is killing us.

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