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· Lex Luthor sings! No, not Spacey. We've already seen what he can do with a microphone.
For around $500 per day (plus bonus for exposed skin), you too can pretend to be your favorite Wilson brother by hiring a butt double.
Lionel Richie is a "basket case" over media chatter about how painfully skinny daughter Nicole Richie is, but not to the point where he'll actually, you know, make her eat something.
With matter transport technology still woefully inadequate for the task of disposing of human remains, Scotty's body will get a more traditional rocket launch to its final resting place in October.
· Today in overpriced, movie-inspired merchandise: the $350 Snakes on a Plane on a Necklace, and the $4,495 Pirates 2 bag.